Literary Word Count Infographic: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/literary-word-count-infographic
Ernest Hemmingway didn’t write “for sale: baby shoes, never worn”, learnt that in an english literature lecture so I did
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
Eight o’clock and I’m in bed, coulda been at the club, better thank me later liver
Frankie Boyle: Is it this fucker has cancer?
Hugh Dennis: That was a bit harsh. Is it this fucker has chlamydia?
Dara O’Briain: The first three words are not this fucker has, and then any disease beginning with C. It’s not clap either.
Andy Parsons: Is it, then, that fucker has cancer?