shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad






Can u believe there are plants that are illegal

Can you believe there is love that is illegal

can you believe it’s not butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

Awkward times in the 3 ft laundry room with four other people and no light. Accidentally put a stranger’s pants and a sock into my washing pile though so, on the whole, I’ve had worse experiences


how is he doing this


Toasted marshmallow shot glasses with Baileys.

They went into my cupboard and took my toilet roll

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Success on the cereal boxes front

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hope everyone is enjoying my uni updates xoxox

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I created a wall of cereal boxes in my cupboard to stop my flatmate from stealing my stuff so hopefully he will get the message. I also took my toilet roll out the bathroom because I have a cold and need it for tissues so lets see how long my flatmates last until they are forced to go out and buy their own stuff LIKE THE REST OF US

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"Sir Ian McKellen mistaken for a tramp while taking a break outside rehearsals of Waiting for Godot."

Took my first book out of the university library

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I’m really living the student life, today I didn’t go to any lectures because I was writing an essay all day and for dinner I had three big cookies

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